Time to Rearrange the Furniture
This is NOT GOOD.
Okay, class, let’s look at all of the ways in which this video is terrifying:
A) Brian and I are RIGHT THERE! We’re both in the room! For part of the video, I’m 18 inches away from him on the couch! In fact, Sid turns around and LOOKS RIGHT AT US multiple times throughout! At least when he was stealing our Tupperware, he respected us enough to wait until we left the apartment!
B) The apples are a whole shelf HIGHER than the shelf from which he retrieved the ginger cookies! We keep everything breakable and edible on those two shelves specifically because we thought they were not on his radar! Now we have to worry about our dishes?!
C) Again, we are RIGHT THERE! Have you no shame, pug?!
(Okay, in Sid’s defense, we aren’t exactly telling him to NOT climb onto the back of the couch. But, in our defense, can you blame us? We need to get this ridiculousness on film, people! If this isn’t a blog-worthy moment, I’m not sure what is! And, to our credit, all subsequent attempts by Sid to scale the couch and/or shelves have been swiftly cut short by the proper authorities.)