Use the Orbs, Luke!

Hi friends (both of the furry and non-furry variety)!

Sorry, I just woke up so I’m still a little groggy.


This winter has been great for napping, especially when the sun is blaring in through the windows and dad moves my bed into a sunbeam. Unfortunately though, right now it’s that awful time of day between my post-breakfast nap and lunch with no edibles in my near future.

I feel like getting a snack now. So here’s what I do…


First, you need to get those eyes nice and shiny. Think of how you’d feel if you weren’t going to get dinner that night. I know, I know – it’s a horrible thought but we need to get those tear glands working! Let your eyes get a nice even gloss to them and open them wide. Now tilt your head to one side, and direct your longing stare towards your human. The glistening orbs of a pug have been proven irresistible to humans, especially when combined with a head tilt, and the treats will soon start flowing.

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7 Responses to “Use the Orbs, Luke!”

  1. avatar Princess Leah Says:

    Oh wow Sid, pawfect advice, it’s worked on my Mum already, she’s asking you what treat you want!?!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    I know I’m mesmerized by your handsomeness!
    Love, Christy

  3. avatar Noodles Says:

    OMP Sid! I totally gotta try this. . . WAIT! I’m a pug! Of Course I do THIS!
    Love Noodles

  4. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    I have been practicing this alot Sid, nice to see the master does it!
    Bailey & Hazel too

  5. avatar Meredith & Scarlet Says:

    We will give you anything you want, Handsome Sid.

  6. avatar tweedles Says:

    Sid,, I think you have it “perfected”. I am going to try that too!

  7. avatar retro rover Says:

    you look awful good for just waking up

    retro rover

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