Guardian the Frozen Tundra

So, guys, I woke up yesterday morning, hopped out the door for my morning walk, and check out what I saw:


Is it just Chicago or is it like this EVERYWHERE? Who let the snow out?


I actually enjoy the snow as long as it’s not too cold outside and I’m properly bundled up. Oh, and I know it looks like I’m surrounded by a field of delicious Pringles, but let me tell you THEY ARE SADLY NOT PRINGLES. They’re just yucky-tasting leaves. Yeah, I know, I thought one of my dreams had finally come true…

So, I moved on ever hopeful I might discover the motherload of frozen tasty morsels.


Unfortunately, no goodies were found. But I did get an idea for a screenplay, tentatively titled “Siddhartha Lamont: Guardian of the Frozen Tundra” which will star yours truly (naturally) and will take place in Chicago because it’s the coldest place I’ve ever lived. I’ve only got the title so far, but I’ve got a suspicion that I’m going to have PLENTY of time to work on the script while I’m cooped up indoors for the next 4 months or so.


What do you think? You think some studio will produce it? Do you think I can pull of the lead pug role? Although I’m 9, I’ve been told I can play 6 or 7. And finally, what the heck is tundra anyway?

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6 Responses to “Guardian the Frozen Tundra”

  1. avatar retro rover Says:

    well you sure look cute and I thin you pass for five

    retro rover

  2. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    It is too early to be this cold Sid, we have snow and very cold temps
    We think tundra is frozen ground??? Which is what we have
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

  3. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    I love seeing you out in your fleece, Sid, but I’m not happy about the snow. I have a feeling it’s going to be a winter for hibernating. Try to stay warm!

  4. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    PS. D&D wanted to ask if they could co-star in your epic movie…as long as the tundra is created with a green screen. 😉

  5. avatar Meredith & Scarlet Says:

    We think you’re the Clark Cable of Pugdom, Handsome Sid. You can be our leading man any day.

  6. avatar tweedles Says:

    Your the super Tundra doggy!

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