Change the Game

Do you try to play by the rules but never get what you want? Are you frustrated when you do what “the man” tells you but are never rewarded for it? …well then why not CHANGE THE GAME!

I, Siddhartha Lamont, am planning to share my industry secrets with all you fellow pugs and non-pug dogs out there that want to “get theirs”, in my brand new segment…

Today’s installment: “A Little Tipping Goes a Long Way”

Does the following sound like a common situation for you? It’s between-meal time, so of course you’re like STARVING, and your human has the audacity to sit down at the table and start eating something. Ever the obedient companion, you park your keiser next to them and sit, calmly and politely, as you’ve been instructed.

Despite this dazzling display of your mastery of the sit command, your human mindlessly chows down on their grub paying you no mind. You bark. Your human rudely shushes you. What is a pug to do in this situation?

Well, my friends, all it takes is a little tip.

I’m not talking about advice…I mean a LITERAL TIP…of your cute little perfectly-round pug cranium. Like so:

No human can resist this maneuver. It’s a proven fact. In fact, I just proved it right now while you were busy reading this article and guess what – I’m 2 baby carrots fatter now. BOO-YA!

Did I just blow your mind? Why yes, I did. Sorry, here’s some paper towel to clean up the mess.

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8 Responses to “Change the Game”

  1. avatar Meredith LeBlanc Says:

    So noted! Scarlet says a little ear fluffing up with the tilt helps too.

    xoxoxoxo
    Meredith & Scarlet

  2. avatar stella rose Says:

    I often to the tilt whenever i hear the words green beans…my rents laugh and i get some!
    stella rose

  3. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    Ah Yes! no doogy has the head tilt perfected as well as a PUG!
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  4. avatar Minnie, Mack and Mario Says:

    Yep, that works but what really works in our house is this….

    Situate your self under the feet of the human eating. Maneuver around constantly, getting the perfect angle. And Wait. Wait for the PERFECT morsel to fall and voila! There you go. However, in our house, being 3 canines, you just have to be at the right place at the right time!

    You are REALLY working that head tilt!

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie, Mack and Mario

  5. avatar Minnie, Mack and Mario Says:

    Ok, you are really making hu-mom work with the math problem to post our comment! She had a hard time since it was so early this AM!

    Minnie, Mack and Mario

    PS: Even we knew the answer before she did….just saying

  6. avatar Angel Payton, Donald, and Daisy's Gampy Says:

    Sid, no one has mastered the pug art of head tilting like you! Still, as you said, any pug should make it work! Good advice buddy!

    Gampy

  7. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    I tried to give you one through the phone you were so convincing! I think this needs to be a regular segment at Planet Cool Sid. Reminds me of plays of the game stuff on sports center. 😉
    Love,
    Christy

  8. avatar urban hounds Says:

    that head tilt is too much! I agree with Paytons mom needs to be a regular segment

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