Hallowhere’s Ma Treatz?

Halloween is just a big tease. Humans everywhere, especially the tiny ones that poke at your eyes and try to grab your tail are practically DROWNING in treats. But what have I got? Just a photo of myself in a costume that’s a bit too snug in certain areas (memo to self: have Dad let out waist of Halloween costume).

My Dad brought home this gigantic bag of Monster Munch. I mean the stuff sounds amazing, right? Plus it’s made of potatoes which I’m pretty sure I can eat. However, he ate the ENTIRE BAG HIMSELF! I didn’t get to try even ONE FLIPPIN’ MUNCH!

This is outrageous.

Since it’s been raining all day today, I thought it’d be the perfect day to stage a Poop Strike. What’s a Poop Strike you ask? Oh, why it’s only the BEST WAY TO GET BACK AT YOUR HUMAN FOR SWINDLING YOU OUT OF YOUR FAIR SHARE OF MONSTER MUNCH. I’m going to make sure it’s raining hard when we go out for our evening walk. And then we’ll walk and walk and walk some more. By this point my Dad will be SOAKED TO THE BONE. And guess what I’m NOT going to do? Yep. Poop. It’s the sure way to drive a human bonkers. If any of you other pugs out there got the shaft this Halloween I suggest you do the same. And if you DID get TONS OF TREATS, maybe you could, you know, mail me some? Pretty please?

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7 Responses to “Hallowhere’s Ma Treatz?”

  1. avatar Urban hounds Says:

    Poor Sid we got a few treats from r bark box but not enough humans pffft
    Urban hounds

  2. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    Sid, thanks so much for coming to our pumpkin gut slide today. Glad you had a good time! Can’t believe your Dad did not share those cool treats with you. We have not gotten any treats either!
    Happy Howl-O-Ween!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  3. avatar Southern Fried Pugs Says:

    Sid, the last time we saw you in that skeleton outfit, you were also on strike. We remember that you didn’t potty at all during Sandy! That is some serious stamina. This poop strike could go on for days.
    We are with you, brother. Except we don’t hold it like that. Instead, we poop in the house when mom isn’t looking.
    Power to the pug!

  4. avatar Eddie the Pug Says:

    Love your stories, Sid! BTW… Sara has adopted a new rescue Baby Boy Puggie she named Walter! Happy news for her and thanks for the kind words, photos, and video your Dad sent her re the loss of her precious Stella Boo McMuffin…
    Hugs and Bacon,
    Eddie the Pug from NorCal

  5. avatar Angel Payton, Donald, and Daisy's Gampy Says:

    Cool as only Mr. Cool can do. Well played Sid!


  6. avatar Meredith LeBlanc ૐ (@MeredithLeBlanc) Says:

    Handsome Sid, you sure are working that costume! We would give you all of the treats you want if you came to our door.

    Meredith & Scarlet

  7. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    I hope your dad has finally given in to the demands of your strike, Sid.

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