So, I was reading on the interwebs today that this Sunday some giant rabbit is supposed to come to everyone’s house and hide painted eggs that you have to find. I was also reading that rabbits are pretty much nuts about one thing: CARROTS. Because of this news I’m issuing a RED ALERT BABY CARROT LOCKDOWN for Pug Slope and all neighboring communities effective IMMEDIATELY!

Now I’ve never eaten an egg, and although they are probably awesome, I am in NO WAY letting some buck-toothed, floppy-eared carrot snatcher into Pug Slope H.Q. in order for him to “hide some eggs”. I know what that rabbit is really up to – trying to raid my hard-earned b.c. stash, man. NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN.

I had my dad pick up some coffee and 5-hour Energy shots to keep me alert all weekend long. I’ve got my eyes on you, BUNNY!

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6 Responses to “B.C. LOCKDOWN!”

  1. avatar tweedles Says:

    I don’t blame you one little bit! Hide those baby carrots and don’t let that rabbit in!

  2. avatar utterlychaotic Says:

    Oh man, Sid, we LOVE eggies!! hard boiled, fried, scrambled? they go so good with BACON!! we say snatch the eggies when Franken-Bunny is snarfing down the BCs!
    Gen & the Foo

  3. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    You should totally try eggs, but I don’t blame you for being on guard with the baby carrots. I think Donald might be getting nervous because he chased a bunny in our back yard for the first time today.

  4. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    Sid, we love eggs, we get to have some on the weekends as a treat
    butt don’t blame you for protecting your baby carrots!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  5. avatar Southern Fried Pugs Says:

    Did you succeed in keeping your carrot stash safe? We hope so. Although we have to disagree with you. Eggs are awesome. Boiled or scrambled. Even raw! Although that wasn’t on purpose. We’d have to take eggs over carrots. Maybe we can eat your eggs, and you can have our carrots?

  6. avatar Meredith LeBlanc ૐ (@MeredithLeBlanc) Says:

    Scarlet says eggs are the best thing ever! And that you’re super cute 😉

    Meredith & Scarlet

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