Harrumph!!

Ermagersh, guys.  So, I’ve been sitting up here at the new PLANET COOL SID / Pug Slope Headquarters, and it’s been fine and everything, but I’m way too far away from Timothy Buttons’ house now for daily play dates, and it’s been too hot and mugg-tastic to meet her in the park, so I’ve had to be content with just visiting her Tumblr once a day and reminiscing about our days in the South Slope.

I mean, she came up here to the new HQ that one day, and I showed off my couch climbing skillz and I didn’t even need a confidence shirt (hey, Weasley – lookin’ good, little man!), but I’m so mad at myself because I didn’t even, like, pay attention to her or listen to her while she was blabberin’ away about whatever ladies blab about because I just wanted to show off my mad skillz and pose for pictures.  At the old HQ, she used to come over all the time, so I guess I may have taken her presence for granted.

Wearing my inner confidence shirt.  Oh, and Timothy’s there on the right.

BUT THEN I FOUND SOMETHING OUT THAT MADE ME VERY CONFUSED.

I went to go look at Timothy’s Tumblr today on Mom’s computer, and Mom had left her iPhoto open, and there were all of these NEW photos with Timothy Buttons and I don’t remember being at any of these photo sessions which means MY MOM has been hanging out with MY LADY without MY KNOWLEDGE!!

Apparently she walks all the way down to T-Buttzville WITHOUT ME three (3!) times a week, and they talk about me or look at pictures of me or make fun of me or plan pranks they’re going to play on me or WHATEVER.  I mean, maybe they don’t even talk about me at all, but that’s too horrible to even think about, because if they’re not talking about me, then who or what are they talking about??!  WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITHOUT ME?!

Here’s what I can gather from the photos:

THEY GO SNIFFING IN THE PARK!?@!

THEY HAVE JIMMY CONTESTS!!?@#!

THEY DRESS UP LIKE EDGAR WINTER!!!?@!

THEY FEED EACH OTHER BACON!!!@?@#

Ahem…I apologize for raising my voice…it’s just…BACON?!?!!!!!!?!REALLY?!!?!

I mean, I guess it’s good that my mom and my lady get along, but I’m not sure how I feel about this…

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5 Responses to “Harrumph!!”

  1. avatar Noodles Says:

    You know Sid, If your Mom and Timothy B are getting together so often, there can ONLY be good things coming out of it. Hang tough. I know it will be worth the wait.
    Love Noodles

  2. avatar Meredith LeBlanc ૐ Says:

    Maybe they’re planning a wedding…

    ♥♥♥
    Meredith & Scarlet

  3. avatar Urban Hounds Says:

    First, Weasley is so honored to be mentioned in your blog. You are like his total hero. Anyway, as for your mom and your lady I do think they shoulda shared that bacon with you. Oh well, thats girls for ya’ (oh and they may be plotting on how to tie you down with the old ring as Scarlett says)

    Urban Hounds

  4. avatar Southern Fried Pugs Says:

    Never take a girl for granted, Sid. It won’t end well. And dude, you are getting ripped off on the bacon!

  5. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    It’s always great when your girl and your mom are friends, but I think you need to have a talk with both of them about the bacon eating without you…that’s just not cool. Remind them that this is Planet COOL Sid. Maybe they just forgot?
    Love,
    Christy

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