At Your Service

If you’re ever in need of someone to lead an expedition to uncharted territories in search of exotic scents and treats, I’m your man.


I am Siddhartha Lamont, Polar Explorer. At your service.


I don’t come cheap. My reward is the awesome thrill that comes only from conquering harsh conditions and surviving adventures in exotic locales.* Don’t settle with sub-par explorers, hire the best: Siddartha Lamont, Polar Explorer Par Excellence!

(* I do also accept payment in the form of baby carrots.)

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9 Responses to “At Your Service”

  1. avatar Angel Payton, Donald, and Daisy's Gampy Says:

    Whoa there Sid, I thought you weren’t particular enamored of that white stuff and the cold that comes with it?


  2. avatar stella rose Says:

    Sis, I have an even better proposition for you…how abouts you run over to iowa, right next door, and jump on my grandpa’s corn scooping shovel and we ride up and down the hills around our house! Yeehawwwww………
    stella rose

  3. avatar stella rose Says:

    I meant SID….how embarrassing….I need a new assistant.
    stella rose

  4. avatar retro rover Says:

    poor poor Sid stay warm big fella, I know you want to be tough but dont forget pugs are for the laps of luxury

    retro rover

  5. avatar Noodles Says:

    Dear Siddartha the Explorer,
    Where do I sign up? I just got home from Costco with a BIG bag of baby carrots.
    Love Noodles

  6. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    Hey Sid! I’d hire you for sure. Donald wants to know if he can cash in on some of your payment if he shows your customers how to poop on that pile of snow. He has become quite the expert.

  7. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    Sid, you can head on over here to Idaho, we are supposed to be 50 degrees this weekend! You will need some rain boots though, we are a soggy mess
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  8. avatar Meredith LeBlanc ૐ (@MeredithLeBlanc) Says:

    We have carrots if you’ve got the time!

    Meredith & Scarlet

  9. avatar tweedles Says:

    Sid- just look at how cute your are standing there!

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