Meet Jeff the Lamassu

Hi friends!

I went on a huge walk the other day to some uncharted territories and came upon a creature I’d never seen before!

A LAMASSU!

NAMED JEFF!

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When I first saw him, I was a intimidated by his size, and all those mixed up animal parts (I didn’t know if should bark at him, run away from him, or beg him for treats) but eventually I mustered up the courage to get closer for a photo op. Jeff was a pretty friendly dude and explained to me that a Lamassu is a hybrid animal consisting of the body of a bull, the wings of an eagle, and the head of a human (complete with lumberjack beard).

Anyway, it got me thinking about what other animal parts I’d like to acquire to turn myself into a SUPER HYBRID. I definitely think wings would be cool – though I think I’d go with hummingbird wings. It would take squirrel-chasing to a whole new level. I’d go with the head of something with a much bigger mouth – like a whale. That way I could gulp down my food with one bite. I think it might be cool to also get some long front arms – like from a chimpanzee. That way I could reach snacks from all those hiding placing much easier!

If you could swap some parts with another animal what would you choose and why?

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8 Responses to “Meet Jeff the Lamassu”

  1. avatar Princess Leah Says:

    Did he give you some treats as well?
    I’d like longer paws so I could reach the kitchen worksurfaces and snaffle to foodables on there!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. avatar stella rose Says:

    WELL I would want wings so I could fly to see my friend here on earth and at the bridge, I would want lion teef so I could bite my sister mean Maggie and teach her a lesson, and I fink that is it….cool statue, do you fink he comes alive at night?? stella rose

  3. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    I think you are perfect with all of your current parts! Very cool adventure.
    Love,
    Christy

  4. avatar Meredith & Scarlet Says:

    Hmmmm…I think we might like some wings too. Maybe a unicorn horn.

    We think you are most handsome just the way you are Sid.

    ♡♡♡
    Meredith & Scarlet

  5. avatar retro rover Says:

    A unicorn horn would be cool on that statues. But Sid you are perfect, love the bandanna

    retro rover

  6. avatar Idaho PugRanch Says:

    Sid we love you just the way you are! but some wings would be cool.
    Thanks for the well wishes for Bailey. He slept all night last night so mom thinks we have turned a corner and he is feeling better!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  7. avatar Adriana G Says:

    One of your funniest post Sid! You cracked me up!

  8. avatar tweedles Says:

    Hi Sid,, I think it would be interesting for only 1 day to try different body parts,, I do love you the way you are,,
    but I would like some rubber shoes that make me jump high cause I would like to jump up on the moon and visit the sea of tranquility.
    Or maybe just butterfly wings, so I can tickle my friends.
    love
    tweedles

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