It’s Getting Stuffy In Here

This past weekend, two flat-faced fawn snort-beasts showed up on the doorstep of Pug Slope H.Q. They must have been brothers because they bore an uncanny resemblance to one another.

In an unusual show of generosity, Sid invited the smaller of the two pugs to play with his Wigzi ball.

The small pug didn’t respond. Sid was baffled. Sure, he had already thoroughly cleared the Wigzi’s pockets of all treats and peanut butter, but still, didn’t the tiny dude want to even sniff it a little? Had he never seen a toy before?!

Sid tried to sniff the little guy’s butt to see what was up, but the lack of any stink quickly confirmed Sid’s suspicion: this non-stinking-butt guy had NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER.

Sid’s attention shifted to the bulkier big brother. Perhaps this guy had some interesting stories to tell. Perhaps he was an adventurer, a rule-breaker. Perhaps he had munched upon delicacies more scrumptious than Sid could ever imagine.

NOPE.

Sid’s official conclusion was that the pair were a couple of “total duds”. He then proceeded to show them the door.

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8 Responses to “It’s Getting Stuffy In Here”

  1. avatar Payton's Gampy Says:

    Sid, Gammy is rolling on the floor laughing as I type this! I heard the word “adorable”; pretty sure she wasn’t referencing your two guests!!

    Love,
    Gampy

  2. avatar Southern Fried Pugs Says:

    As long as they don’t come between you and your food, they might be okay. Your personality is big enough for both of them, Sid.

  3. avatar urban hounds Says:

    your new friends are pretty cute, but you sure are cuter

    urban hounds

  4. avatar Meredith LeBlanc ૐ (@MeredithLeBlanc) Says:

    Sometimes silent friends are the best friends Sid…

    ♥♥♥
    Meredith & Scarlet

    P.S. You’re way more handsome than them.

  5. avatar Payton's mom Says:

    Sid, I think sometimes your antics are deadly cute! I must confess this tale had me rolling just like Gammy.
    Love,
    Christy

  6. avatar stella rose Says:

    Sid..sid ..sid I tried to do the very same things with Margaret and Angus McConnell when Mom brought them home, to no avail. You might as well just send them our way cos what is two more pugs in this already crazzzzzy household!!
    Stella Rose

  7. avatar Amie & Winston Says:

    I love these, where are they from!!? Sid You are super cute and so funny!!

    We loved it if we could be friends, please check out our site if you have the chance!

    Love
    Amie & Winston

  8. avatar Brian Says:

    Hi Amie & Winston – Thanks for stopping by! I’m sorry I forgot to mention where the stuffed pugs were from. I got them from a little shop in my neighborhood but the guy who makes then also sells them on his etsy store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/mrwalters

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