Planet Cool Sid’s Guide to Living: CELEBRITIES
Okay, everybody, listen up. This is New York City. And in New York City, you gotta know how to be COOL around people who are famous for doing all sorts of awesome things. These famous people are called CELEBRITIES, and when you see a celebrity, you’re gonna want to take a photo with them because it’s sooooo exciting to see a celebrity, but it’s soooo NOT COOL to ask a celebrity to take a photo with you. Here’s how taking photos with celebrities works on PLANET COOL SID.
1. Stumble upon a celebrity. OMG OMG OMG LOOK MOM IT’S PUGLET FROM THE DAILY PUGLET!!!!!
2. Tell your parents to get the camera ready, and then nonchalantly sit as close to the celebrity as possible without actually making eye contact with the celebrity. Can you sit under the celebrity? Even better!
3. Smile for the camera!!
Ta-da!!! Now you have a SUPER COOL photo of your and your new best friend [INSERT CELEBRITY’S NAME HERE]! Pass it around at cocktail parties for a great conversation starter!! Post on your Facebook page to make Mr. Pickles jealous!! Stare at intensely when your self-esteem is feeling low and daydream that you’re in an awesome buddy cop movie together!!! IT’S SO COOL TO BE COOL!!!